Bank Transfer  

Available for UK customers
Instructions will be sent to you by email after you place an order
Please ensure that you follow these instructions carefully to avoid delays


Pay using cryptocurrency
You will be taken through the payment process directly at checkout
You can use any wallet provider to send your payment
*BTCPay is currently not available due to the recent volatility of the cryptocurrency markets. We will monitor the situation and enable this if/when it becomes a viable payment option again. Sorry for any inconvenience.

  Cash in Post  

Available for UK and International customers
Instructions will be sent to you by email after you place an order
We only accept payment in GBP (Pounds sterling)

  Cash on Collection  

You can collect an order from us and pay using cash when you get here
We’re based in Ayrshire, Scotland
All the details are sent to you by email when you place an order
The record for the longest drive to us (so far) is 7 hours!


Our current payment options will display at checkout

If a payment method that you previously used or a method that’s listed below isn’t available at checkout, this is not an error – it means that we don’t currently have it available as an option…

Always read the payment instruction emails we send each time you make a new order as sometimes this information, like bank details or a postal address, can change and we’ve experienced customers sending payments to old details they have on record for us and going through a hassle to claim it back – Please take the time to read!

Why don’t you accept card or PayPal payments?

We would if we could! We’re limited to the payment options we can offer due to the hostility businesses like ours face from financial institutions. All of our products are legal and sold for an entirely legitimate purpose but there is still a stigma surrounding some of the products we sell (most likely our microscopy spores).

Although, we have even had PayPal hold all of our money for 12 months for a website that only sold gourmet mushroom kits and didn’t stock microscopy spores at all. Maybe they just don’t like mushrooms… who knows?

We decide what we sell and don’t – not some clueless representative of PayPal, Stripe or any other payment gateway provider who is adamant that our spore syringes are used to inject into an arm – not even kidding.

Due to the almost weekly emails from customers suggesting that we offer PayPal or card payments… we thought it made sense to shed some light on the situation here.

Please don’t get irate with us because you can’t pay in a way you’re used to. We face a constant battle to provide payment options on our website and keep supplying you with products – it’s already exhausting without also facing snarky or abusive emails from customers. Thank you.